Tact

August 15th, 2007 - No Responses

Herford no. 20

Quoth a cat to me once: “Pray relieve
My suspense. What does eight from nine leave?”
Poor puss looked so cold
And so thin and so old,
I replied, “Quite a few, I believe.”

[Oliver Herford in The Century Magazine. Vol. LXXXV, December 1912, no. 2, p. 322.]

The Filcanthropic Cow

August 14th, 2007 - No Responses

Herford no. 19

Said a cow, “It has long been my dream,
A sort of utopian scheme,
To leave, when I die,
Enough milk to supply
A home for poor kittens — with cream.”

[Oliver Herford in The Century Magazine. Vol. LXXXV, December 1912, no. 2, p. 321.]