The Gentleman from St Wynnes
A convivial gent from St. Wynnes,
Went home wabbly a bit on his pins,
The nurse brought him his son,
And he shouted “What fun,
Here I’m the proud parent of twins.”
[Foolish Limericks Now and Then are Relished by the Best of Men. Chicago Tribune, 1 May 1910. panel 3.]